Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Overhear In The Huddle
10. “Bruce, you take soprano. And a-one, and a-two, and a-“
9. “Guys, I think I’m comin’ down with the swine flu”
8. “OK, I’m gonna start a play, and you guys get to guess which one it is.”
7. “Oh my god, the quarterback is a bear!”
6. “Me hit got hard so think I straight can’t”
5. “Looks like George Bush just took over as coach.”
4. “That jersey really brings out the color of your eyes.”
3. “Brian, you’re out, Gary Coleman, you’re in.”
2. “Who wants to go for ice cream after this?
1. “Aw shoot, the playbook just caught on fire.”
