Top Ten Answers To The Question, “How Hot Is It?”
10. It’s so hot, a tourist family mistook me for Niagara Falls.
9. It’s so hot, a camel just delivered my mail.
8. It’s so hot, my sink has running steam.
7. It’s so hot that kids are making sand castles out of sidewalk cement.
6. It’s so hot, Trump took a sick day.
5. It’s so hot, ice cream is being sold as “sugar-drink”
4. It’s so hot, my plasma TV turned into a puddle of plasma.
3. It’s so hot, the hot dog cart guy just broke a sweat.
2. It’s so hot, a bum just asked me for spare ice.
1. It’s so hot, you could fry an egg on Dick Cheney’s horns.
