Top Ten Least Popular Conversation Starters
10. “I see you’re also using a colostomy bag!”
9. “How ‘bout them civil suit lawyers?”
8. “You stink. Is that cologne?”
7. “I may have no face, but lady, I bet you’re beautiful.”
6. “I say the holocaust never happened. Your thoughts?”
5. “Are these seats padded? No? Then I just pooped my pants.”
4. “I got some nudy pictures of my grandma. Wanna see?”
3. “Osama said the funniest thing in the cave the other day.”
2. “I’m Bill Clinton. What’s your sign?”
1. “Did you see that movie? The one with the guy and the car?”
