Top Ten Surprises In The New Film “Angels and Demons”
10. Wiliam Shatner makes a special guest appearance as God in the Sistine Chapel painting.
9. The antimatter turns out to be a diet supplement.
8. The Vatican is played by Oprah.
7. It’s actually the script for Goonies 2, they just changed “Goonies” to “Illuminati”.
6. Tom Hanks rips his mask off to reveal he’s Tom Cruise.
5. There’s a black guy in the movie.
4. The 2nd half is animated by Pixar. Tom Hanks plays a talking marmot.
3. Langon, in order to solve the crime, uses the old pope-a-dope technique.
2. Tom Hanks’ hair is played by Trump’s toupee.
1. It’s just as bad as the book!
