Top Ten Signs Your Rock Band Is About To Break Up
10. The singer just wrote a song called “I’m Leaving The Band, You Bastards”.
9. You’re playing a surprise gig, you haven’t played live in years, and it’s on a London rooftop.
8. Jack Daniels just named a whiskey after the bassist.
7. Your groupies have all gone though menopause.
6. There are more people lining up to see your band’s cover band.
5. Your gold record just got rusty.
4. Your guitarist just put out a New Age solo album.
3. There’s already talk of a reunion tour.
2. You just did the soundtrack for Fools Gold 2.
1. Your first name is Axel.
