Top Ten Ways To Give Your Mailman A Heart Attack
10. Install mines in your front lawn.
9. Move your house down a block.
8. Fart in the mailbag when he’s not looking.
7. Cover all your outgoing mail in petroleum jelly.
6. Mail out a dummy in a body bag.
5. Redecorate your house to make it look like a post office.
4. Set your mailbox on a 20-foot-high pole.
3. Mail something to P.O. Box Murder The Mailman Upon Receiving This Letter.
2. Mail a love letter to his wife.
1. Two words: booby traps
