Top Ten Flaws In Obama’s New Free Health Care Plan
10. No more swine flu and other great fodder for late night jokes.
9. Annoying old lady downstairs now may live forever.
8. No good slow hour of the day to go in and get more crabs ointment.
7. An apple a day won’t do shit.
6. Imagine mentally ill dude who wont stop talking to you in the waiting room, then multiply by ten.
5. The carnage that is a stethoscope shortage.
4. Even harder to differentiate between the rich and the poor.
3. Two words: sweaty doctors.
2. Skeletons in the waiting room.
1. Your doctor will start secretly hoping you die.
