Cider and Rum
The key to a good batch of apple cider is to simmer it on the stove and pour a gallon of spiced rum on it. Let it heat for an hour. The effect of a strong eight glasses of apple cider is that of being on a boat. It’s best to sit back and ride it out. I, being a horrible squid and all, like to sink to the bottom of the ocean and cover myself in a warm mat of sand. We are not known to hibernate as a species, but this squid is different. My point is, people, that being a beast is hard work, so let’s all sit back and drink cider or milk or coffee and just shut the fuck up.
