March of the Squid
Squiddy made his rounds today. He watched Revolutionary Road last night. It was a squidding good time! Squids should not get married. It is a doomsday device for any beast of that kind. Two squids touch beaks, copulate, and ta-da! A fresh batch of little squidlings make their way north for the winter. The two copulating squids swim back to each one’s own separate dwelling cave. Simple as pie. Simple as beast? I squid! I squid! I squid you not…BEAST!