And the the squid says “urghghglgsksdkls”
On New Year’s eve day, I was bein’ a big squid with my roommate. We were walking around the East Village and we passed the Dunkin Donuts that’s been the talk of the town because it apparently has a hologram donut in it, or it’s 3D or something. So we go in and I’m wildly excited because I’ve heard so many people go on and on about this floating donut that’s so futuristic and amazing. But I see nothing. It’s just a normal-looking, very average Dunkin Donuts interior. I guess I thought it would be some sort of futuristic version of the eatery. You know, people wearing spaceboots and lazers and aliens fucking on the ceiling. There was none of that. There wasn’t even a floating donut. My buddy nudged me, and I looked up to see this silly looking screen that had a projector hooked up to it. I was able to barely make out a square-like donut before I had to turn away, because my eyes started burning. Dunkin Donuts, I will have you know that I plan never to eat from your vending locations again. You are a liar, Dunkin Donuts. A filthy, awful fucking liar.
