Top Ten Notes Bush Left For Obama On His Way Out Of The Oval Office
10. “Karl Rove is standing behind you with a knife!”
9. “What’s a blackberry? Is that some kind of hip-hop thing?”
8. “Press the red button: nuclear holocaust. Press the blue: calls room service. Or wait, maybe that was the other way around.”
7. “Michelle = BABE!
6. “Let me leave you with a cherished phrase of mine, ‘a bird in the hand equals-I don’t know what the hell I’m talkin’ about.”
5. “Remember to pardon me at the end of your term.”
4. “I thought you were hiding in a cave somewhere.”
3. “Eight Words: Actually, I don’t even know eight words.
2. “The squirrel on the front lawn’s name is Chippy.”
1. “Never Remember.”
