Top Ten Signs You’re About To Get Laid Off
10. People keep confusing you for the new guy, because you’re sitting at his desk.
9. You ask for a raise, and the boss says, “I don’t think that’s going to happen this year, because you’re about to get laid off.
8. You’re introduced to a robot that has your name and looks just like you.
7. The intern starts making measurements on your desk.
6. People start advising you to “get back into acting” even though you know that they know that you suck at it.
5. You’re not invited to this year’s “isn’t it great that we all still work here” party.
4. They replace your desk with a margarita machine.
3. They don’t mind it when you walk in three days late.
2. Everyone gets real quiet and sad when you announce that your wife is pregnant.
1. You work at a bank.
