Top Ten Signs That Your Wife Is A Prostitute
10. All of her guy friends’ names are John.
9. She considers stripping “a step up”.
8. When you get home from work, you complain about how your feet are killing you. When she gets home, she complains about her vagina.
7. She gave you a discount on your honeymoon.
6. Your Uncle Remus is a huge fan of her work.
5. At the wedding, only the men cried.
4. Vacations involve absolutely no sex whatsoever.
3. She refers to Times Square in the 80’s as the goood ole days.
2. She keeps going on business trips to Amsterdam.
1. She watches porn for “research”.
