Top Ten Excuses The Banks Are Making For Losing All Their Money
10. The dog ate my homework. And then he ate all your money.
9. The other banks brought over some booze and all of a sudden a doobie starts floatin’ around. You know what I’m talkin’ about.
8. Money? What money? Oh, that’s right, we’re a bank
7. Those lollipops cost a fortune.
6. It’s in Bill’s house! A-and Jim’s house!
5. The Hamburgler mistook our bank for a McDonalds, and your money for hamburgers.
4. We invested in loan-buying checking-savings give-a-dog-a-bone loans
3. I’m tellin’ ya these lollipops cost a fortune!
2. Some sperm headed to a sperm bank got switched with some money headed towards our bank, so all that sperm mixed with the money and created a batch of mutant money men. Run for your lives!
1. The Joker was here!
