Top Ten Signs You Are Socially Inept
10. At the end of the night, you try to get her to go back to your place, and then you realize for the last five hours you’ve been talking to a pinball machine
9. You think “pull my finger” is an acceptable formal greeting.
8. You never go to concerts anymore because the band always stops halfway through their first song to beat the crap out of you
7. People are always mistaking you for a loaf of bread.
6. You don’t understand why your Schindler’s List joke never goes over well at dinner parties.
5. Hitting on a girl includes Broadway show tunes
4. Your imaginary friend won’t return your calls
3. Dancers at strip clubs always stop halfway through the song to beat the crap out of you
2. Even the Mormons skip your house
1. You do great at funerals
