Top Ten Rejected CNN Slogans
10. “More news than you can shake a stick at.”
9. “Because Fox News is run by child molesters.”
8. “If you news you loose, unless it’s on CNN.”
7. “Now with facts!”
6. “Our weather guy can kick your weather guy’s ass.”
5. “Anchors away!”
4. “You want the truth? You want the truth? We’ll report the truth!”
3. “Putting small town papers out of business since 1980.”
2. “We invented that little ticker thingy that runs across the bottom of the screen.”
1. “I can’t believe it’s not news!”
