Top Ten Signs You’re A Warewolf
10. Full moons make you horny and turn into a wolf.
9. You don’t have any friends because you’ve clawed all their faces off.
8. You find yourself chasing your own butt.
7. When you take a lady home, you start the foreplay up by humping her leg.
6. Sarah Palin tried to hunt you from a helicopter
5. You keep waking up with half a cat in your mouth.
4. That ain’t a beard, that’s a mane!
3. Your claws are sore from killing people.
2. Your favorite item on any menu is “manflesh”.
1. You walk yourself.
