Top Ten Unknown Breakthroughs In Science
10. A bomb that shoots off insurance salesmen as shrapnel. Takes down entire armies.
9. Liposuction for dogs!
8. Anti-Gravity Hot Tub
7. Is it beer? Is it ice cream? Oh my god, it’s both!
6. Teleportation. Note: Upon teleporting, eyes, nose, and brain go missing.
5. The egg came first!
4. A pill that makes your farts smell like salmon (working on a better smell)
3. Pracktons: Protons on crack
2. What you do know: the Earth is round. What you don’t know: the Earth is trying to lose weight
1. Mermaid island exists!
